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Sat, Jan. 24th, 2009, 07:33 pm
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Sweet, gentle followers, read this and behold. For it is written, it is so.

What kind of info that I may report to my merry followers?

I am sitting at my desk, with my feet kicked up and a budlight cooling my testicles. I must say my dear readers, I am a lucky lucky man.

Uncle Sam sees it fit to provide me enough fundage back to wipe out my credit card debt and pay for the touch ups and powder coating done to the bike with enough left over to fly my significant other out to see me.

Significant other you ask? Of course you would you nosy follower you. Well, nothings has been labeled but it is what it is and well if it walks like a duck, talks like a duck..... Yeah.

Anywho, let's take a look at why my life is terribly awesome right now. I have a bike that is worth 20 grand that's half way paid off. Its been modified, powdered, and painted, and during next patrol will be chopped, raked, and extended. Go me.

I belong to a band of brothers, who's life styles are questionable; but they do an honorable job so fuck off if you don't like. But you do like it, don't you my followers? Yes you do. Cute little fucks you are.

I kick ass at my job, I am truly a technical expert that due to lack of anyone else I am the one everyone turns to.

After my next patrol I will have the motorcycle of my dreams, moving into my own place, and sharing a room with the a fore mentioned femmy that constantly roams my head and kicks out any other thoughts. It shall be a good science experiment to see if I can clean up enough not to disgust her.

Ya know, simple shit. Lift up the toilet seat, wipe up the pubes from the tub, and don't fart underneath the sheets. Come now my followers, we all can agree that this is just common courtesy for those of the significant other variety.

My studying for the SATs is going well, however my dear followers I still fear failure when it comes to that part of my life. We shall see what happens.

Its Saturday evening, I'm half tired, one beer down with a six pack in the fridge, and good AC/DC on the radio. It's good to be an american.

On that note, If this universal health care gets approved your designation will be changed from followers to comrades so watch the news carefully.

August 4th may be a national holiday depending on how things go. Heh.

I love you all my followers, and remember in america you work hard and take care of yourself. If you want to rely on your fellow man to carry you then you might want to join the communist party.

Good bye gentle followers, Naomh is watching over you.


~~Naomh